"Haunted house dept." - Horror reader T-shirt

The realtor said "great bones." She forgot to mention whose. Every door creaks, every wall whispers, and the basement is strictly off-limits — yet here you are, signing the lease.

For the reader who couldn't put down Shirley Jackson's Hill House, moved right into a Mark Z. Danielewski hallway, and packed a bag for Silvia Moreno-Garcia's mold-soaked mansion — the house is always the main character.

• For the bad-decision tenant who hears scratching and stays

• For the reader who roots for the architecture over the family

• For the buyer who'd take the cursed property at asking price

Location, location, possession. Some houses don't want to be sold — they want to keep you.

Add to cart. The house is expecting you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping