"Prophecy ruined my weekend" - Romantasy reader T-shirt

It was supposed to be a quick read. The ancient foretelling had other plans.
Nobody warned you that "the chosen one" arc would require canceling brunch.

For every reader who has lost a perfectly good Saturday to a world-ending prophecy, a reluctant heroine who refuses her destiny until page 300, or a reveal so devastating it required a full recovery day — Nora Roberts devotee, Brigid Kemmerer witness, From Blood and Ash to Kingdom of the Wicked destiny-spiral survivor.

• For the unwilling prophet who just wanted a cozy read and got an epic

• For the weekend casualty whose plans dissolved somewhere around chapter twelve

• For the destiny skeptic who got emotionally destroyed by the lore anyway

The prophecy was right. Your Sunday is gone. Wear the loss.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping